fassdongfantasies:

is that the fassbulge I spot?

Michael Fassbender. 2011. Shame.

It’s obvious that Mr. Fassbender is gifted. Even George Clooney acknowledged the incredible majesty of Fassy’s “golf club”. But it’s not just about the bulge with this fine Irish/German actor. There are strong arms, toned abs, and a treasure trail leading to a bulge that will make you leave your boyfriend or husband.

We’re not a-“shame”-d that we’ve spent hours looking at pics and gifs of Fassy’s legendary “golf club” on Tumblr.